Bikini or Zucchini???

Okay.....Lets try this one!! So a week ago my son, Christian (who is 7), runs to me screaming, " Mom, mom, Lucas (who is 3) is touching your bikini!!!" So after I pulled myself together and all most peed my pants, I replied. " Honey, it's called a zucchini not a bikini!!! Hope you laughed, I sure did!!!