Wednesday, July 25, 2012

New weight loss craze.

  People have been asking me, how I am losing so much weight, I tell them I am on the, "I have four kids diet!"

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Where is God? Christian knows!!

Where is God? Christian knows.

 My son's (Christian) answer was this, "He is always in your heart.". Ol' soul, indeed he is!!

Wise words in a line!!

  I was in line at the register unloading my cart of groceries, while my son, Abram, happily tossed anything in his reach at the next person in line. I apologized about a half a dozen times to the lady. She smiled and asked me, "Is he two?" "Yep." I said. She very nicely told me, "It gets better, my boys are seven and nine.". I smiled back (okay, I may have smirked) and said, "This is my youngest, I have three more boys who are four, four (yes, twins) and eight." She quickly replied,"OH MY!!". I picked up the bottle of wine out of my cart to place it on the belt, the XL size I might add, and said, "When they whine, I do too." I'm not sure who smiled bigger.

Vacation Bible School. - Twin B

    I told my son, Logan, that he would be going to Vacation Bible School, he got very excited. Then he asked me, " At a church?" " Yes." I replied. Then he said, "Oh, that's right.....,God's house!!".

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Vacation Bible School - Twin A

  I told my son, Lucas, that he would be going to Vacation Bible School, he got very excited. Then he asked me, "Does God have video games???".


 

New Hope! A positive twist on the negative.

  Think about this the next time someone asks you; Is your glass half full or half empty?

  I will be quick to reply with this..., "Mine is half empty." "That way, it will give me the illusion I have less to clean-up when it spills"!!

 Are you thinking?? Hummm.

Dana Hunt- Me

Friday, July 20, 2012

Where boys think babies come from........

 A fart.

 Last night, my 8-year-old son, Christian, looked at me and said, "Mom, I love you so much". I replied, "That was nice sweetheart, I love you too and it's so nice to know that you love your ol' fart of a Mom". He said, "Well, you know...., that is where I came from....your fart place".

 Amazing what children say!

 So, so very close but not so quite, kiddo. I suppose we need to have another birds and bees talk!!

Dana Hunt- Me

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

How to warm your face.

How to warm your face.........,

Lucas - 07/14/2012

wear a "WORM" mustache!! Ha, Ha & Ha!!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Best pick-up line ever.

   My four-year-old son was in awe of a beautiful 16-year-old girl at our July 4th bash. He spent his day hanging on her like a monkey, hardly leaving her side and driving her bananas. As they sat poolside, he sweetly looked at her and said...."You can us my floaties anytime you like." Well put son!    Dana Hunt-Me

                            Lucas   July 4th, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Just Fishing.......kinda!!!!

This is what happens when you take your children fishing and they are not at all interested in fishing........You come back with no fish and this;



Groucho Marx (Christian),

Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" (Abram)

Columbo (Logan)

and Tonto (Lucas)

Feline.

            This is what you call a "Flea"-line!

                                              Dana Hunt- Me